The Glitterazzi Firm

My gift to y'all

*Yay! First success was* Success! Vittorio was set free.

18:10:08 <@MRDot> lol Mirabella, Do doughnut shops need security systems?

Absolutely!! There is a lot of dough kept there :P

21:19 <&MRBot> Mirabella accepted Vittorio's Tops dice bet. Vittorio rolled 496 and Mirabella rolled 771. Mirabella won 100.00 credits.

Uhtred Sword of Uhtred

Il mio Re Drago  ♥  🖍️

22:02:26 <&MRBot> Vittorio accepted Mirabella's Swap dice bet for 2.00 credits. Mirabella rolled a 1, paying 1.00 credits. Vittorio rolled a 1, paying 1.00 credits. Nobody won jack shit...

May 14, 01:53:32    You've been given the nod to purchase up to 60 units of drugs.

May 02, 15:57:59    You completed the Paternal Pardon - Phase HARDCORE - 1000x (Final) achievement! You have received some experience, as well as $2,500,000
May 04, 01:09:28    You completed the Cocaine Connoisseur - Phase HARDCORE - 500x (Final) achievement! You have received some experience, as well as $500,000 and 1 credit.
May 04, 01:09:28    You completed the Heroin Handler - Phase HARDCORE - 500x achievement! You have received some experience, as well as $500,000 and 1 credit.

I'm a food boy.
Good*
No.  Food was right.
Uhh. I just clapped.

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REMEMBER
When somebody annoys you,
it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,
BUT it only take 4 muscles
to extend your arm and
BITCH SLAP that MOTHERFUCKER.
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